Jesus saves . . .

Barking Squirrel Lager

Food fit for a lover

Toronto cemetery

Wooden danger

The Ship Tavern

Didn't dare enter

Winchester warning

Winchester hero

Exit sign

Kings in Winchester Cathedral

Winchester Cathedral

Rochester Castle

Uncontrolled crossing

No entry

Multitude of warnings

Don't get burnt

Game may contain shot

Traffic light confusion

And if it were women?

Lift under control

Bad art

Green is for go

Stairs if you dare

Parking suspension

Credit crunch ball

Barber shop sign

No grazing

Rule-bound pub

Pub sign

Enticing

Road sign

Churchyard notice

Turtle bag

UK pizza

Anti-gum ad

Out of this world

Credit

Freebees

Paklava

Persistent smoking

In constant or inconsistent?

Behave

I've heard the mermaids singing

I refuse to believe it

No laughing matter

Really, I'll get clamped?

Say it out loud

The name of this shoe shop on the King's Road in Chelsea catches people by surprise all the time.

Picture by Michelle Cadieux

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